It’s not a question who my favorite character on the show is. (If you didn’t know: it’s Hook). But he wasn’t always my favorite (that’s a lie). No, but really, Regina was my favorite in season 1. Then Emma in season 2 and then Hook also in season 2. So I guess I have loved him since the beginning. Anyway, his character has had some very hilarious lines; thus, my list of top Hook quotes that make me giggle.
“Dirty? I bathe quite frequently, thank you.”
I bet Hook smells wonderful. Back off Henry.
“Emma used that word? Together?”
Hehe he was so surprised and fanboyed.
“Your magic, your sword, my cunning witt. I don’t think we have what it takes.”
Where’s the laughing emoji when you need it?
“They force-fed me something called bologna!”
I know, bologna is disgusting.
“I prefer dashing rapscallion….scoundrel?”
He was so not phased! 
“It’s a little old fashioned even on my standards, and I still pay with dablooms.”
This made me laugh so loud.
“I’ll tell you something I am interested in: my hook. Or is there another attachment that you’d prefer?”
Oh…his innuendos. 
“When I jab you with my sword…you’ll feel it.”
This went over my head the first time I watched the episode.
“I was tied up in a bed. Not in a good way.”
Honestly.
“Never trusted the stuff. Rum would never do that.”
I know, it’s not the right gif. I almost fell off my bed at this line.
“Almost harvest time and you can’t remember the planting. That’s bad luck, mate.”
HAHAHA
“Behold! The Rolly Joger!”
That time Hook was hella drunk.
“I’ve been staring at it all day and I think I’m even more devilishly handsome and charming than usual.”
That arrogant pirate.
Yes yes yes yes
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